Cara Neir / Infernal Legions of Mordor – 77 Myths of Venerable Magik

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77 Myths of Venerable Magik

wydano 6 maja 2022[no label]

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1I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt1:55

2Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)1:32

3How to Get Signed0:58

4Social Media Death Metal2:59

5I’m Pretty Cool Myself0:28

6Jump the Heck Up1:46

7Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival0:45

8Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers3:26

9Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night1:09

10My Elf Ears Melted in My Car0:06

11Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art2:23

12At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band0:06

13Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos0:06

14Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!0:04

15Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative0:35

16Venom Enema0:03

17The Frozen One Awaits0:05

18Beefcakes Without Borders0:06

19Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery0:05

20The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry0:08

21Mamma’s Selling a Line 60:04

22Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel0:04

23The Gate of No Return0:03

24The Noise Gate of No Return0:04

25My Former Life as a Poser0:05

26Cognitive Behavioral Therapy0:03

27Diesel Boner0:05

28Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??0:05

29Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb0:22

30How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel0:07

31Freebasing Cringe0:04

32I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective0:07

33Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell0:13

34Catfishing Viper0:04

35Cognitive Ball Therapy0:04

36Researching the Legality of Cannibalism0:08

37Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn0:06

38Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City0:13

39Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula0:10

40Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”0:09

41Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage0:06

42Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest2:11

43Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)0:05

44Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 20210:06

45Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)0:10

46Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records0:11

47The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band0:05

48Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus0:08

49And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size0:05

50Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young0:04

51Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled0:07

52You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning0:05

53Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)0:06

54Ancient Sword of the Meth King0:04

55I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win0:07

56Successfully Cyberbullied a Child0:04

57Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker1:33

58Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?0:03

59Aerosmith by Choice0:03

60Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On0:11

61That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat0:06

62Jackhammer Dildo0:04

63Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties0:08

64An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys0:03

65Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)0:08

66Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle0:05

67Larry Is Bald0:04

68Cum Ghost0:03

69The House That Beef Built0:04

70Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists0:07

71Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics0:07

72A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole0:05

73I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries0:08

74A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”0:11

75Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home0:10

76If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook0:26

77Eno-Pilled1:09